Amsterdam is so liberal, that here you can ascend to the heights of world art, and can sink to the bottom of debauchery. And I do not area "red light" mean. There is corruption even more profound in comparison with that red lights will look almost the embodiment of morality.

I mean theater called "Casa Rosso", which translates as "pink elephant". You know, for example, we say "drunk as hell, and the Dutch describe this state as a drink before the pink elephants. But it's not about drinking, although drinking in the theater offers. Under the guise of the theater burning words "Non stop live show", that is - a continuous live performance.

You guessed already that "Hamlet" will not show you here. Why? I saw that went into this place has changed our whole decorous tourists. They will have some sort of a peculiar laugh with nervous subtext. And a tourist who is not here for the first time, unexpectedly, no one is ashamed of, took the hand of one of our ladies, as if in jest, put ... where ye think? Do not believe it! Just imagine the area of reproductive organ! I expected that response now offended will call him in the face. But there was something quite different.

- you thought I was scared? - She asked playfully, and calmly held his hand there. It is true that removed fast enough. Perhaps she did not like, maybe, because the curtain opened and appeared on the stage actors - a shapely blond, and pumped a black man. When he bared his manhood, and I thought that the theater in vain dubbed "pink elephant". Because on the very spot at the black actor was a real trunk. And he showed the audience a class, connecting with his partner in all conceivable positions, keeping in mind about music. That is, we saw that on there the most frank "sex scenes". But not recorded on film, and live simply in the audience on the eyes. This currently acrobatic intimate exhibition.

Attendance at a time entertained a few pairs, demonstrating a variety of aspects, types, ways of "sex" relations. But the funniest was a woman who was looking for a partner's right in the hall. After several unsuccessful attempts, it still pulled to the scene man. True as a partner she used it quite specifically: using a special dinning bandage on his forehead appliance, like a big beak, and pushed him a peck ... have guessed where.

After this number the man went back into the room. I decided to check out - it's actually a spectator or a decoy duck. Sat down beside him and asked where he. The man, who smelt of whiskey and said he was from Prague. He spoke in English but with a Czech accent and a couple of times put words in Czech language. Who knows, maybe in fact the organizers of "pink elephant" is not being spent in search of fake ducks, which would have portrayed themselves as spectators. Perhaps, in fact, viewers take part in this. Judging by the mood that comes with the arrival in this place, this is possible.

Following the presentation, one of our tourists boasting said, that she can do everything the same - only much better.

And the next morning all of our fellow citizens look back all decently. Perhaps they thought that yesterday's performance they just had a dream.